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  • fartarrhea

    v. similar to “shart”-ing, having fartarrhea is when a person thinks he or she is p-ssing gas, but a gentle brown mist is expelled from the -n-s, creating a jackson pollock in the underwear. (see jackson pollock) susan and her friends were drinking soda when she was stricken with fartarrhea. her sh-t stank! when you […]

  • Dunderz

    an elongated story with no beginning or ending. see ‘chat ring’. chris was chattin dunderz the other day and a was walkin up everest the other day right when i met this chinese women who sold me me four cantoneese rugs right and then haughton drove past and beeped and he was drivin in his […]

  • fart wrenching

    something, especially any type of food or physical situation, that can more readily make your -ss p-ss gas. i did some fart wrenching exercises, and then ate a fart wrenching dinner before watching a fart wrenching movie.

  • Fat Prick

    some one who keeps eating even though they are full. david ate the entire case of 50 peeps simply because he is a fat pr-ck.

  • fatt cain

    the nickname for mlb pitcher matt cain. the tub of lard that pitches for the san francisco giants. is m-ssively overrated by a fluke scoreless streak in the 2010 postseason, despite catching every possible break and having horrible secondary stats to back up the performance. also overrated for his regular season numbers that are proven […]


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