farjaculate
the action of farting whilst ejaculating, not to be confused with the fart that sneaks out while peeing in a urinal. typically found in drunken males while fornicating but can be found in in females. also not to be confused with a queef in females.
bryan was embarr-ssed when he farjaculated all over kristin.
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