farkel
the act of p–ping rainbows and unicorns.
“oh man, when my dad left the bathroom, i saw the end half of a unicorn sticking out of the toilet”
“cheer up joe, farkel happens. get used to it.”
“reports show that nasa has found traces of farkel on ur-n-s”
“he just scared the living farkel out of me..”
dice game where two or more players acc-mulate points based on strategy and chance.
someone who is just flat out nerdy.
they wear calf high socks pulled all the way up with their shorts;
they wear sandals with socks on;
the kind of people you just look at and wonder how they survive from day to day because they are just so… unique, but in a bad way;
the kind of people look like rednecks, stuck in the 90s, who’s dressed by their grandmas, and is just flat out r-t-rded;
the kind of people as carlos mencia would say “d d d”;
the kind of fat lady who wears sweatpants and crocks, a shirt with weenie the pooh on it, and has her gut hanging out while walking around walmart talking to random people;
somebody with four toes two are attached, who cuts and st-tches toe socks to fit their inbred feet, then wears sandals so that everyone can see.
person 1: look over there!
person 2: wow! knee high socks and shorts, and a mullet!! what a farkel!
accessory
see farkle
you purchase farkels to accessorize your motorcycle.
the act of solving a dispute using the child’s game of “paper, rock, scissor”.
matt and i couldn’t decide which concert to go to so we farkeled to settle the argument.
another name for cannabis.
“lets go smoke some farkel.”
when two guys rub there d-cks together, the first one to get hard loses.
two straight guys, probably drunk got together and played farkel
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