Farkitude
things that make you go ‘wtf.’ a situation or epoch that is egregiously absurd. an offense against commonly accepted norms; a violation of decency and taste (and not in the fun ‘john waters’ sort of way).
islamic fanatics march in the streets demanding death, by execution, of a british teacher whose students voted to name a teddy bear mohammad. see also, six years of highly protested war that no one does anything about.
“six years of farkitude can grind a population down.”
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