farkleberry


this is the cousin of the dingleberry , this happens after masturbation. it is when a globule of your j-zz gets onto your c-ck bush and you forget about it. later, it dries up into a ball and can go unnoticed for a while, unless you take a shower.
zakk: dude, at camp, i rubbed off some knuckle children and got a nasty farkleberry.

henry: ohh god, don’t you guys only have showers, like, once a week?

zakk: yeah it was disgusting.
when one finds bits of fecal matter debree wedged inside of the -n-l crevis.
when you use the bathroom and wipe and you feel something pulling on your anul hair you get in for a close examination and realize you have a farkleberry.

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