farm warming
though it sounds like a party for a yuppie gentlemen farmer to show his friends the acre, the cow, and the carbon-neutral construction bamboo and mahogany barn, a “farm warming” is in fact just a code name for a big gay s-x party. usually the attendants are pretty much the same people who would be at an actual farm-warming, and it can occur in a carbon neutral barn structure.
“spencer and jack never came home last night after that ‘farm warming’ they went to — i guess all that plowing tired them out.”
“either that or the huge amounts of gay s-x.”
“yeah, one of those.”
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