Farmer and the Indians
the farmer and the indians is a joke.
there was this farmer who was checking on his cows and he came across this indian with one feather on his head. and the farmer asked him whats that feather for? and the indian said me f-ck one squaw.
the farmer went on a little ways and saw another indian with two feathers on his head and he asked him what are those feathers for? and the indian said me f-ck one squaw me f-ck two squaw.
then the farmer went on a little more and sees a indian with feathers all over his head and the farmer asked him what are all those feathers for? and he said me f-ck one squaw me f-ck two squaw me f-ck tree me f-ck rock me f-ck everything. and the farmer said oh my dear! the indian said me no f-ck deer deer run too fast.
did you hear the one about the farmer and the indians?
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