farmer snort

plugging one nostril by placing the index finger on it while blowing out the other one in order to discharge nasal mucus on the ground. the “farmer snort” is a quick, efficient way to blow your nose. unfortunately, it’s also a quick, efficient way to guarantee you won’t get a second date either.
d-mn, frank was pretty glued when he was at mike’s house. first he farted out loud, then he did a farmer snort on the living room carpet. mike dial toned him on the spot.
the r-t-rds’ way of saying farmer’s blow.
joe: hey, jim, you got that farmer snort all over me.

jim: you dumb-ss, its called a farmer’s blow.
also called a snot rocket
i launched a snot rocket into the flowerbed. my wife had a fit.
the act of covering one nostril and blowing hard out the other one so as to dislodge mucus, a booger, or oter unwanted material.

see also snot rocket and air hankie
dude, you got any kleenex?
nope.
farmer snort saves the day!
pluging one nostril and discharging snot out the other. see snot rocket. can also be used for entertainment purposes.
johnny hit the b-m from the 5th story of a parking garage with a m-ssive farmer snort.
plugging one side of the nose while blowing really hard out the other in order to clear the nasal p-ssages. aka snot rocket.
person 1: do you have a tissue?
person 2: no, sorry. looks like you’re just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: d-mn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!
same as a b-m blow:

to blow your nose, one nostril at a time, without benefit of a handkerchief or tissue.
the homeless man placed his index finger against his nose and did a b-m blow onto my widshield after i refused to make a donation.

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