Farmers knot
not using anything to blow your nose into so you proceed by closing up one nostril and clearing the other onto the ground. this almost always results in getting snot on your hands
i didnt have a kleenex so i proceeded to untangle a farmers knot. i then had to wipe my hand on my pants.
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