Farmer’s Nail
farmer’s nail is to have one or more dirty finger nails and the dirt appears to be typical garden variety “dirt” or potting soil under the nails. however, farmer’s nail is not regular dirt or soil but is actually which is acc-mulated under one or more finger nails as a direct result of either intentional fingering of a dirty sh-t plugged during a or from having one or more fingers slip through the toilet paper while wiping one’s -ss and getting or under the nails. having farmer’s nail does not mean that one did not wash their hands after an or after slippage during a wipe job, just that one did not clean the from under their nails at the time of the wash job as they may not have known it was present. in most, but not all instances of farmer’s nail, it is not left under the nail intentionally and is simply an oversight during the clean up process.
farmer’s nail is also known as mechanic’s nail which is more frequently used in the automotive industry.
carl: hi gary. what have you been up to? from the looks of those fingers i would say you have been working in the garden this morning?
gary: no i have not been in the yard working today. (looking at nails) oh no bro. i had the worst earlier this morning and made an absolute mess. i was wiping my sharted with both hands and my fingers kept slipping through the wet paper. guess it got under the nails.
carl: that is some nasty sh-t brahh! you got the worst case of farmer’s nail i have ever seen. go get a toothpick or a nail file and dig that sh-t out. nasty.
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