Farmville Poaching


someone who sits at the home page of facebook, waiting for some other low life to post that they have found a unique,”lonely” animal on their farm. and then proceeing to adopt it within the first 30 seconds of the post.
austin – “hey dan, wanna hang out today?”

dan – “no i can’t, i’m farmville poaching.”

austin – “get a life.”

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