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the absolute worst, most unappealing, downright stupid, idiotic, mind numbing, horrendous, d-ck-limping, v-g-n–drying, waste of time humanly possible. this sad excuse for an online game represents how far mankind has fallen, and shows just how severe peoples dumbness can be. how someone can find such a ch-r- like farming so entertaining is laughable. so many lives are wasted everyday when people go and play this sh-t stained program on their facebook profiles. some even have the audacity to speak of this wretched atrocity, gloating about how useless they are and how great their farm looks. this ends up disturbing the lives of the majority of the population who actually matter (the people who dont play farmville). farmville is the kind of bad habit that can destroy life-long friendships or end a marriage, the hate inducing game is so downright awful, people go so far as to plot the murder of those who play it, which is understandable. when it comes to the future of the human race, all the addicts who believe there are part of something popular when playing farmsh-t, will hopefully be killed off by natural selection. while the rest of the people in the world, who deserve to live, are out living their lives continue to procreate, all of the inept addicts who are busy locked up by their computers playing farmf-ck will slowly make the world a better place, right before they get to harvest that last godd-mn crop, by dying.
example 1

guy(winner): hey, just got off the phone with 100 hot h-rny girls, they want us to come over to their place! lets go!!!

nadsack(loser): can’t, i’m playing farmville, waiting to harvest my crops.

example 2
guy(winner): hey man, i’m soo sorry your family died in that plane crash.

nadsack(loser): i dont caaaaaaaarrrrreeee!!!! i gotta check my crops!!!
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the game behind those annoying facebook status updates.

you may often find your friends fighting over whose farm is the best. do not be alarmed, your friends are not real farmers.
some typical farmville farmers:

jim: i feel like a real farmer now.
javonte: he would plant cotton!
jesus: mi pollo es gordo.
johann: i bet everyone is interested in my farm updates.
game on facebook where you do the following:

you buy, you sow, you reap, you sell, you buy, you sow, you reap, you sell, you buy, you sow, you reap, you sell, you buy, you sow, you reap, you sell etc.
farmville is a never ending cycle
a really addictive facebook application where the user has a virtual avatar who is a farmer. players earn coins by growing different types of crops/trees and owning animals. as you earn more money and getting more experience from growing crops etc. you move up levels, unlocking other items.
you can also add other friends playing the games as ‘neighbours’.
hannah is now your neighbour in farmville! click here to visit her farm.
a facebook game that people who aren’t good at real games play.
guy 1: omg i just hit lvl 14 in farmville

guy 2: cool bro… i’m going to go play a game that requires skill.
a facebook application game featuring an agricultural utopia with no seasonal changes (either spontaneous or seasonal), a market with an unchanging supply and demand and no compet-tion, restless and immortal workforce and livestock, and an overabundance of happiness.
d-mn. i need to save up for a mansion in farmville. no problem, i’ll just grow bananas and potatoes right next to each, collect an endless supply of produce from my happy, unabused animals, sell all my goods to a market that will obviously buy them at the same price every time, and then build my mansion within 5 seconds. yay!
a wayy too addictive application that is taking over lives and causing students around the world to play it, rather then do their newspaper stories.
haley: yeah! i’m level 20 i can plant tomatoes now.

hannah: i can’t wait to plant coffee.

ashley: don’t we have articles due soon.

haley and hannah: dgaf farmville time.