farmyard fart
a fart so organic and biologically volitile it is rival only to cow manure.
jill: a cow has just sh-t nearby…
nick: no, thats judy, she’s always at the farmyard farts
jill: judy needs to wash her b-tt out with soap and water
nick: ain’t that true.
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