farpoo


when, on a particularly humid day, one tries to fart but a residual clot of defecation emerges from the -n-s with said gas as an aerosol.
i was sitting in cl-ss and i tried to slip one out. i thought it was just gas but i should have known it was a farpoo in disguise. i’ve been spending the last ten minutes wiping mud out of my slacks

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