Farquard


1. a random word to break silence
2. a fat limbless puff of fur, resembling a fox
3. a womans secret affair subject
1. “……farquard”
2. “aww. your blue farqaurd isso cuuute~”
3. “i’ve that that fat b-st-rd is her farquard”

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