Farshat
to be unsuspectingly crushed beyond recognition. most commonly involves an 18-wheeler.
being farshat usually results in seeing one’s innards on some type of pavement or asphalt.
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guy 1: f-ckin h-ll… that turtle’s guts were coming out of its sh-ll. you see that?
guy 2: yeah man that was sick. that thing got farshat!
guy 1: well the turtle probably shouldn’t have been on the road at 2am huh?
guy 2: hahaha…….. we’re going to h-ll.
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