Fart Baby
following an internal -j-c-l-t–n during -n-l s-x, the receiving woman releases a fart and the s-m-n travels down her taint and into her v-g-n-. following fertilization and 9 months, a redheaded fair-skinned baby is born. current research suggests the higher rate of lighter skin and red hair is a result of increased exposure to light during travel along the taint.
i want my kid to have a soul and not be a fart baby ginger
medical term describing a condition in which the build up of gas in the gut result in a distended abdomen. the resulting “pooch” makes the person appear 3-5 months pregnant. this condition is most prevalent in skinny girls. almost always followed by a long night of dutch oven festivities.
hey honey you’re not pregnant again are you? no i had chilli fries for lunch. i’m working on a fart baby for tonight. you had better not fall asleep first.
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