Fart barking


when the poo pressure inside your -n-s comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
quit fart barking so close to my head!

i’m gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

i just fart barked so hard, i need to blot.

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