fart battle
with roots in the j-panese edo period (1603-1867), and popularized by the daily fart battle web site, fartbattle(dot)com, a fart battle is a flatulence compet-tion where 2 or more partic-p-nts expel flatus and a winner is deemed based on several criteria such as length, vibration, volume, frequency, smell, or dampness.
why are you guys farting into your smart phones?
oh, we’re having a fart battle, recording our farts to be put up on fartbattle(dot)com for judging. we must settle this score!
1 more definition
add your own
when you are sitting in cl-ss and a fart comes along, but you struggle not to release it. the ensuing battle between you and the fart is called a fart battle.
when observing one in the midst of a fart battle they can often be found making funny faces, and are generally enveloped in extreme focus. these battles are extremely dangerous, as the fart could at any moment explode and overwhelm the victim or those those around him/her.
guy 1 – dude today in math i had to fart so bad, it was so hard to keep it in
guy 2- i know what u mean, i have fart battles all the time
Read Also:
- Fartbroken
when someone fails to fart after repeated attempts and become very frustrated and upset about it. the other day, i really wanted to fart. i tried so many times, i squeezed, grunted, and even screamed, but nothing would come out! i was so fartbroken.
- fatamerica
one of the best teenspto posters there ever was. thousands of users mourned when he announced his leaving. it triggered a major migration to another site called “teen-age”. teenspot lost hundreds of users as they changed sites. “d-mn, i wish i was fatamerica.” “yeah, he’s pretty bad-ss.” “too bad he left………”
- hipa
a very obese male 1: man look at that big hipa. 2: that whale or the guy next to the whale? 1: the guy 2: man that’s one ugly hipa
- hot colorado
a term referring to the act of placing a ziploc bag into your lover’s mouth and then taking a sh-t inside the bag. usually at the end the bag is ziplocked and discarded. lover #1: i really don’t think i can handle the taste, but i would love to feel warm sh-t in my mouth. […]
- Furniture Disease
when a woman’s br–sts sag to their waist and/or further. they usually become smaller and wrinkly from beinging out of their original position. whoa! your grandma’s saggy t-ts really shows that she has a nasty case of furniture disease.