fart cannon

the act of farting mid-sh-t and literally shooting it out of your -ss.
i farted mid-sh-t and it shot in the toilet. my b-tt is a fart cannon.

alex has a powerful fart cannon. he broke the toilet last tuesday.
an enlarged exhaust pipe that people sometimes add to their cars. the result is a fart-like sound from the engine. some fart cans are just for show — they only make noise, and don’t make the car any faster.

this car modification is usually done to asian import cars, but not always.
see related: mitsubishi, toyota, honda, fart can
a disproportionately large m-ffler or exhaust pipe, mounted on an automobile with a small displacement engine. named for the flatulence like sound the vehicle’s exhaust makes.
a six inch fart cannon attached to a 1 inch tailpipe? don’t tell me. you’ve seen the fast and the furious at least once, right?
a large “n-1 style” m-ffler usually attached to import cars. manufacturers usually claim it adds power to cars, however it may adversely affect performance of a car due to lack of necesary backpressure in a cars exhaust. the result of these m-fflers is a high decible exhaust that makes the car have less power at low rpms. usually purchased by people who think their car is good when it is actually a pos. fart canons are a major status symbol in the world of ricers, the louder your 93 horsepower import…. the cooler.
wow look at the fart cannon on that civic…. what a poser
a huge m-ffler tip stuck onto a tiny little engine. results in a “farting” noise and makes the car sound like an angry weed-wacker.
i hope that guy with the fart cannon reailizes his car sounds like it has asthma.
a huge -ss m-ffler attached to small engines.
honda civic with a 10 inch fart cannon that makes very noisy pathetic sounds.
an enlarged m-ffler-tip used by people who think that they will be more cool if they make their peice of sh-t 1998 honda civic dx sound like it is taking a sh-t everytime they lay on the gas.

considered the opposite of p-ssy tubes
“fart cannons are f-cking annoying”
“nice fart cannon, does it make your peice of sh-t 1998 honda civic dx do anything special other than making it sound like it is taking a sh-t everytime you lay on the gas?”
“fart cannons are the opposite of p-ssy tubes”
a very large exhaust pipe attached to a car that was built for a much smaller pipe, named because of the sound it makes, which is similar to when you fart through a very hight quality microphone

used by chavs (uk) and ricers (us)
me: take off that freaking fart cannon its gonna wake up the entire street!

chav: bu’ it’ ‘ard innit ya goffic n-b

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