fart categories


generally,all farts can be cl-ssified into seven basic categories:
1) a fizz
2) a fuzz
3) a fizzy fuzz
4) a fuzzy fizz
5) a rip-sh-t
6) a tear–ss
7) a poooooh
usually any fart can be cl-ssified by one or more of the seven basic fart categories.

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