fart dick
1 n: a p-n-s that has had wind broken upon it; almost explicitly meaning during -n-l s-x
“f-ck, gabby! now i have a fart d-ck, i told you not to have chili today!”
1. noun; a mean and loathsome person
“grant is a fartd-ck for not letting me play with his new legos.”
“….mom, you are a fartd-ck for not giving me chocolate milk every night for dinner.”
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