fart friend
a friend or significant other you can fart in front of. a necessary obstacle in any long term relationship.
i had to make fart friends with brittany before we went on vacation together so i wouldn’t explode.
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- fartin in da spoon
it is when you are with someone in bed, (spooned together) and one farts. yo, i could’t believe just because she ate chilli she was all fartin in da spoon.
- Fartinogen
a food or drink which has the undesirable effect of giving the consumer wind. especially if the farts are truly disgusting. -person 1 farts- person 2; “what the h-ll? that stinks, what on earth have you been eating?” person 3; “a f-ck ton of fartinogens by the smell of it…”
- Fasbinder
a p-n-s that is hung like a horse. someone who’s p-n-s is too big for girls to f-ck. did you see that guy? he is like a horse, he once used his fasbinder to kill a b-tch!
- Fascinator
a concoction of feathers, lace, random dead birds (possibly other types of roadkill) stuck to some trollops head. usually seen most at horse racing events. i was too stingy to buy a proper hat, so instead i have this fascinator!
- feadz
another name for feet listen to pop the glock by uffie its in that song i got a man and he goes by feadz