fart harp


a small machine made of a rubber band, wooden sticks and a spool. the rubber band is put through the spool and the sticks are wound tightly on each end, creating tension. the user then sits on a wooden or metal chair with the fart harp under his b-tt. at the proper moment the “harper” leans to one side, allowing the fart harp to spin against the hard chair. this creates a loud farting noise.
he was thrown out of cl-ss for sounding a “fart harp” in the middle of the lecture.

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