Fart Hug


the act of drinking three gallons of apple juice in order to achieve really dirty smelling farts. then cut a powerful fart and before the smell can disperse run up to someone (preferably a perfect stranger on the street) and give them a good five second hug. cherish the perplexed and disgusted look on their face, priceless.
jerry’s been dropping gnarly fart hugs on us all day.

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