fart in a mitten


you know it’s there, you can’t stand it, but you can’t get rid of it.
-coined by someone on tmz.com
paris hilton, and every other over-exposed celebrity, rankle like an inescapable fart in a mitten.
when somthing is bouncing off things uncontrollably, or constantly bobbing around
that boxer is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten

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