fart in church, a
a metaphor used to describe something that is both highly conspicuous and embarr-ssing; a church service is supposed to be both quiet and solemn and any fart in church would be conspicuous and embarr-ssing
jenkins, that oral report was as embarr-ssing as a far in church!
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