Fart Lettuce


br-ssica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.
son: what are you makin’ for dinner mom?

mother: i was thinking cabbage and kluski.

son: what! come on ma i f-ckin’ hate fart lettuce!!

mother: -smack- watch your mouth!!

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