fart life



the average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.
jim’s fart life is 30 minutes so do not go into the bathroom after him.

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    a small amount of illegal contraband gimme dat pakk b-tch!!

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  • tregered

    a state of being triggered over suicide/self-harm or bleach. best used when your friend/girl/n-gg- is having a p-ssy rant. harrison: omg kys jessica: wtf did you say that for f-ck off harrison: calm tf down girl, don’t get tregered.

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