fart monkey


term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway.
come here you little fart monkey, i want to give you a hug.
a dog who farts constantly and does not come when you call them
my beagle is the biggest fart monkey i know. all he does is chase sticks.

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