fart muffler
the act of holding toilette paper over the r-ct-m while p-ssing gas in a public restroom stall in order to conceal the noise of flatulating.
because the ladies room was full, erin used a fart m-ffler to conceal her true intentions in the stall.
a term used to describe an annoyingly loud and unusually large cannister m-ffler installed on an automobile. the described is usually seen at the rear of the vehicle. typically seen on asian automobiles, although rare sightings have been seen also to be installed on a domestic vehicle. the owner is a self-proclaimed “tool” who just needs to “cut that sh-t”.
hey, did you just see that fart m-ffler on that car?
dude, why did you get that “gay” fart m-ffler?
underwear, undergarments.
do you smell that? i betcha his fart m-ffler is stained.
an acronym for -ss or b-tt or booty
dude, keep your fart m-ffler out of my face
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