fart pants
pants worn several days in a row, that have been farted in, without washing. this creates such a stench that noone can escape the smell.
oh man, we ordered pizza and the delivery driver was wearing his 6 day old fart pants.
originated near frederick, md circa 2004—noun—one who farts so viciously it leaves a pungent odor in their pants that may last an extended period of time.
dude…tim has some killer “fartpants” today.
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