fart plus


the type of fart where a little bit of non-gas comes out, necessitating a change of knickers. while the idea of getting something extra or “value-added” is generally an attractive proposition, in this case it emphatically is not, because the “plus” you get is sh-t.

there are many important reasons not to wear white pants but this is pretty high up there.
i was at cost plus getting some gl-ss plus when i made a fart plus, which really sucked plus.

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