Fart Proposal


a wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads ‘will you marry me?’.
my boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday. i said yes! his fart proposal was amazing!

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