fart rack


when a man farts while sitting with his legs closed and the fart is of such magnatude that the air p-sses upwards past his b-lls with such force that it racks him.
dude: “uuuuggghhh!”

dude2: “dude, are you ok?”

dude: “man, i just fart racked myself”.

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