fart ramp


another humorous term for thong. the fart is trapped in the underwear by the thong but travels down the fabric and into the v-g-n- or back of the ball sack like a skate ramp.
after removing her pants, i was happy to discover she had a lovely lace fart ramp on.

joe’s -ss explosion was so strong he almost blew out his fart ramp.

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