Fart Recon


when you are sitting at your desk and you fart, followed by breifly pushing away from your desk, leaning down and smelling it to see the level of intensity and odor. also to judge whether or not you should probably leave your desk.
gary, i just dropped a bomb at my desk, but i did a quick fart recon and it’s ok, i don’t think anybody will notice.

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