fart-&-share
the act of antic-p-ting a fart will smell so bad that the farter cups one hand, farts into it, and forces the hand into anothers face. the other person is always the spouse or significant other. this gesture is met with a slap or a walk-away, sometimes both.
honey, i love you…(fart-&-share).
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