fart slam
when someone sticks there hands in there pants and farts then shoves the hand in someones face causing lack of oxygen.
max-oh man what a night, i was intoxicated drunk and my girlfriend decided to mess with me and fart slam me.
kobe-at least she didn’t beef stu you like on the movie bench warmers
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