fart snaffler
a person, usually a male, who enjoys the smell and auditory phenomenon related to the expulsion of methane gas from the -n-s.
one who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate’s -n-s.
a fart-sniffer.
that old fart snaffler who picked tommy up hitchiking outside of 29 palms fed him a dinner of beans, brown bread and green beer before taking him to bed. the sonofab-tch spent the entire evening under the sheets, sniffing tommy’s farts and whacking his weenie! he gave tommy a c-sheet the next morning!
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