fart sniper
someone who farts while they’re near someone, so they can blame it on the other person.
bowen: “oo, trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!”
trident: “no way, man! you totally fart sniped me! you are a fart sniper.”
bowen: -chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.-
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