Fart Tennis
(n.) a game involving two players, the rules are simple. one person rips -ss; this was the serve. the opposing player will try and return the serve with another fart. if he or she cannot do it, the server gets the point. if the opposing player, however, does return the serve, the server must return back with yet another fart. this continues, just like a game of tennis, until somebody recieved 70 luv, somebody sh-ts their pants, or until somebody p-sses out.
“erin and i played a rousing game of fart tennis tonight! she’s p-ssed out on the living room floor in a big pool of sh-t!”
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