fart touch
noun. a humorously stigmatizing, temporary social status conferred by a person who farts to another, non-farting person. the non-farting recipient of the fart touch may p-ss it along to another person, but never to the person from whom it was received (“no touchbacks”). a person may prevent being given the fart touch by crossing their index and middle fingers (“shields”).
the fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be p-ssed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.
i can’t give michael the fart touch. he’s got shields.
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