Fart Waffle


similar to “sharting”

when p-ssing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released… creating a sh-t-fart aka fart waffle.
the fart waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement.
“i must use the facilities before i fart waffle…”

“you should have seen that fart waffle…”

“welp, i’ve created a fart waffle.”

“wha… is that a fart waffle?”

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