Fart wars


when two or more people have a contest to see who can achieve the loudest fart.
person 1: -fart-

person 2: that was weak.. -louder fart-

person 3: you guys are lame.. try this on for size! -loudest fart-

person 1: umm, you can play fart wars without me, okay?

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