fart weasel



a pet name given to one’s preteen step child
hey fart weasel, it’s time for supper!
an animal that snuggles up next to you wanting to be petted and silently farts, causing you to gag.
me: petting dog
tye (dog) rolls over for chest scratch
me: sniff – gag
me: tye you nasty fart weasel

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