Fart Wedger


a fart wedger is a slice of toilet tissue wrapped to a sufficient size and persuision(color does not matter). the said wedge is then inserted into a comfortable position between the -n-l cheeks. the benefit is gained from this is evedent during a public session when a fart is at a point of non-return, by acting as a sound filter. remember to look surprised when the scent eminates.

removal of the wedge is not required as a borrance will eject it, at this point seat an new wedge.

this originates from alabama – see alabama -j-c-l-t–n cake
parp(whisper) – thank christ for the fart wedger.

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