the distance an average fart travels in a year.
wow the new ship nasa created to go to mars travels at 400 fart years / hour.
a sl-t from the early nineteen hundreds, who is known for quite the epic -n-l experience. “yeah, bro, she’s totally a cronick.”
the anniversary of the day you became a dad. usually on the birthday of your oldest child. hey man i hear your kid just turned 10, happy dadiversary!
- jade deep
really deep into the v. “hey, how deep did you go?” “dude, i went jade deep.” “holy sh-t man that’s deep”
usually a female who always has a need to take the front p-ssenger seat of the über vehicle so she can engage with the driver. linda is such an über wh-r-. she is so bad, even when it’s raining, linda waits outside to grab her seat next to the driver. it doesn’t matter to her […]
- m*ffin toeing
the act of penetrating a woman (or mans) m-ffin top with ones toes. “did you see zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? he said he was m-ffin toeing her all night!”