when someone farts you are supposed to say fart you, so that that person knows that you know that they farted and that they should say excuse me
“fart you, oh excuse me
- netflix trap
when you work remotely but you watch netflix before being productive. 1 episode turns into 69 episodes then you thoughts are filled with sh*t like “f*ck work” or “i’m tired of this bullsh*t work” bob: so john i was working from home yesterday. john: and what…? bob: got into a netflix trap. i put in […]
full of dabs bro he’s so dabiful.
a hot girl with some huge b**bs and b*tt. the kind of person who can always make you laugh. is really weird but all the guys drool over her. i have a semaiyah; she’s the hottest babe in the world.
the joy at seeing someone get screwed by their choices tempered by the realization that you are just as screwed. i laughed at trump voters losing their health insurance until i realized i was just as schadenf*cked because i was going to lose mine as well.