fartascious
facts and information that are part of the information overload of every day life.
“we are so deluged with fact, fiction and fartascious stuff that perhaps we really do need a new word or a new method of sorting all the junk out from the stuff that matters to us individually.”
— hulitoons on museum of hoaxes forum comment post, june 18, 2009.
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